Cody schultz
In 1988, Cody burst out the womb and hit the scene, an immediate sensation with his family. With his dazzling blue eyes, fierce intellect and charming wit, he's amassed friends by the dozens. To date, he touts over 700 friends on Facebook, 200+ followers on Twitter and 20+ Google Plus connections[NOTE: UPDATE WHEN THIS BLOG TAKES OFF -ed]. In 2016, Cody faked a pregnancy to trick Rachel into marrying him. Later that year, he moved to New York City and started a blog, with little to no help from his wife.
rachel schultz
Entrepreneur. Sexy britches. Comedic genius. Sloppy wino. These are just a few of the words often used to describe Rachel, usually in the same breath. As a child, she liked to get lost in the cornfields of Iowa. Said cornfields are where her parents found her wandering in 1994. With no signs of any adults around, they chose to raise her as their own, so she's basically the Mowgli of Iowa. Rachel is also a Capricorn. In a truly inspiring turn of events, she managed to overcome her disability of having the lamest Zodiac symbol and went on to become a successful figure in the world of marketing. In 2016, she was tricked into marriage after finding Cody's positive pregnancy test in the wastebasket. She later learned that pregnancy test was purchased off Craigslist for $18.95. Mere months later, she moved to New York with her husband, Cody. Rachel also vetoed her original, funnier bio, which you can read here.